To the Pilates! Learn about La Sayo's actions to break free from the corruption of opposition extremism

Published at: 29/01/2025 09:29 PM

January 29, 2025

Location: Valle Arriba Golf Club

Patriota del Valle Arriba Country Club

Hello Gordooooooooo! *l, Chubby! How are you? God! , I'm stunned, bone! shocked by all the things that keep happening with my uncle Inmundo and Cori. God! , do you remember that last week I wrote to you when I was traveling from Washington to Miami because according to my uncle the Inmundo was going to do a super event? You don't know, I was more clothed and upset than when you told me that you're going to play golf with me and you didn't come around patrolling with your friend the minister, anyway.

My pear jam! , everything was ready for my uncle to hold his rally on Saturday, January 25 in the city of Miami. There was also the possibility that my uncle, driven by the lousy of Guaidó and the lousy of Crazy Leo López, would be sworn in under the protection of the Supreme Court in exile, but for this they had to guarantee an event that would overflow with Venezuelans, which is impossible because people no longer believe them and the fight that exists between the lousy of Popular Will and the people of Cori got out of control; to this I add that my “friend I'll see her”, who is very close to Catire Trump, confirmed that this government doesn't want to know anything that smells like an interim, besides my sweet roll and cheese, the United States never recognized the competence of the so-called Supreme Court in exile.

But baby! , this doesn't end there. My little piece of cassava with palmita cheese, it turns out! that the most radical members of the opposition want to pay for their frustration with my uncle Inmundo and in Miami they had, or rather, they have a boycott prepared for him. Can you imagine Diosdi? they were going to throw eggs, tomatoes and shout insults at him, this is scary! Although terrified, Cori was left when they confirmed that Catire Trump was arriving in Florida that same Saturday to attend an event of the Republican Party.

God! , I was like that kind of relaxed in the pool of my hotel the “Trump National Doral Miami”, obviously with my respective glass of champagne, by the way Diosdado José! I didn't get the champagne with touches of anise, the one your cousins gave me in the Furrial, I still think they cheated on me. Good! I was so super cool, when Cori called me and told me that we should stop my uncle Inmundo from setting foot in Florida because how could we hide the fact that my uncle Inmundo was in the same city as El Catire and they didn't meet? , please ooooor!

The truth is that Cori didn't care if they protested against my uncle because she loves it when uncle gets scared and runs into his arms, God! , they have a more toxic relationship than yours and mine. Turns out that Cori's real headache was to face a new defeat because she didn't have the photo with the Catire, that's when she decided to put my uncle to fly.

Chubby, how can I explain to you that my uncle Inmundo looks like a Gipsy (gypsy in English). Cori doesn't want my uncle to return to Spain because he loses it, that's why he has him hanging around in the air, I suppose that will be until his gas runs out, God! , there is no agenda or plan, they just call to see in which city they need it or want to receive it, and that's it! , that's where they're going. Such is the case of Ecuador, a lousy guy like Daniel Noboa who is losing the elections in Ecuador, and could only win with the trap and money of my friends the gringos, took my uncle El Inmundo to play him as a puppet, something like the late Carlos Donozo with the monkey Kimi.

What Noboa seeks with my uncle Inmundo's visit is to try to influence migrants. In the case of the dictator Dina Boluarte, she took my uncle Inmundo to Peru, not because he cares about Venezuelans or talking about Venezuela, but to distract public opinion in the midst of the scandal over the investigation followed by the Peruvian prosecutor's office in the “chest” case of cover-up and corruption.

God! , one of the things my uncle told me on our last call, is that, although he is afraid, he would rather return to Spain, because there he feels more comfortable and farther away from Cori, but as I told you, my uncle is a puppet with no definite agenda.

Today I spoke with Aunt Mercedes in the morning, and she told me that they were trying to see if they would return to Miami this weekend to do the event with the Venezuelans, which they suspended and apparently is still in suspense. God or Joseph! , I ate it alive, and you know that I have a hard time getting upset, but I couldn't stand it. I told my aunt Mercedes and Cori that this was a mistake, how do you plan to take my uncle Inmundo to Miami in the midst of the deportation of migrants, in the midst of the suspension of TPS for Venezuelans? , it must be seen that both Cori and my uncle are indolent, while most Venezuelans living in the United States are in a panic, they are just waiting to take a picture with Rubio and Catire.

But none of that matters to Cori, much less to my uncle Inmundo. In the midst of migratory raids, it only occurs to them to hold an event with Venezuelan migrants to see if they are being held in detention. Cori definitely doesn't care that people go to jail because of them, and apparently not in Miami either.

My tamarind jelly! , believe me that Venezuelans are having a really hard time in Gringoland. Imagine that I came running to Venezuela because three days ago I was walking through the luxurious neighborhood of Coral Gable in Miami, and there, in a wealthy place, there were raids of migrants, patrols taking people away, Disodi! , they don't even respect hospitals anymore, if you enter a hospital in the same way a policeman can come to you to ask for your papers, I was very scared.

My little mouse! I don't know what Cori is going to do to prevent my uncle Inmundo from hanging out with the lice in the interim and Crazy Leo López. The truth is that Cori doesn't have the power to separate them, I'm going to reveal a secret to you, Cori has a pact with Leopoldo that if it were to break up, both of them would be in serious trouble. Meanwhile, Cori tries to deceive the public, if you look at my uncle Inmundo's visits to Ecuador and Peru, they hid Isadora Suárez, alias “Isadora Zubillaga”, to lower the pressure of those who criticize the presence of Voluntad Popular next to my uncle, but my uncle still has a travel ring made up of pure people from the internship and even the lousy of Capriles, I'll leave you the photo.

God! , it makes me angry when Cori tries to cover up David Smolannky's past and imposes him as her representative. Now it turns out that Cori wants people to forget that Smolanky comes from Voluntad Popular, who comes from being an active employee of the interim, who made a lot of money with the lousy of Luis Almagro and the issue of migration, besides being a professional coyote, Cori is a scammer just like those from Voluntad Popular, they are the same.

My lemon-green spirit, as well as your little eyes! this is going to end very, very badly. As much as Cori tries to tie up my uncle, that battle is lost, because my uncle likes money, the good life, and that is guaranteed to him by Guaidó and Crazy Leo López with everything they stole from humanitarian aid.

God! I'm worried about Cori's crazy things, but I'm also worried about my uncle Edmundo's health. Chubby, as you can see when uncle arrived at the event in Ecuador, you notice the pain and effort to climb stairs and stand up, remember that he has Parkinson's in his early stages, but not only that, Disodi! , I'm worried that my aunt Mercedes, already feeling like first lady, has been putting a lot of pressure on my uncle Edmundo to go ahead with this farce of believing himself president, honestly, if Cori and my aunt Mercedes are anything like it, it's that no one cares about sacrificing my uncle's health in order to satisfy their dreams. Goddess! I don't know who ends up being worse, if Cori in her madness or my Aunt Mercedes in her ambition.

My little cocoon of alleli! , After Cori's failure, in her imaginary civic-military rebellion, I don't know how to make her come to her senses. The poor thing doesn't want to admit that she is living her end, she doesn't realize that she has become as insignificant as dust, hardly anyone talks about her anymore, however, in her delirium she went out to say again that without her there are no elections, that no one can go to vote, fat bone! Cori doesn't want to learn.

God! , I'm going to tell you a secret (say it in English), just between you and me. Diosdado José please don't tell it! , Cori is so desperate to attract attention that she asked Magali Meda to let go of the rumor about the possibility that Cori could become Secretary General of the OAS, to be honest that story was uglier than the one with the red lipstick and to paint her face, I think that if Cori wants to be in the news, it's better to keep paying for artificial intelligence photomontages where they pretend that you and she are a couple, noooooo! Goddess! you and Cori can't have anything like that in the unreal world, I'm dying! Diosdi, did you know that these photomontages are ordered by Cori as a counter-campaign so that Chavism mentions it and the algorithm doesn't forget it? , be careful with that... and obviously it makes sense, who doesn't get sick to see a photo of you with her even if it's fake? , remember that you sound more than her.

My lemon mousse with cinnamon! , you can't imagine how furious Cori was when he found out that Juan Guaidó and Leopoldo López's head were saying that Cori buried himself and that it's time for them to shine. Since Crazy Leo is much more radioactive than Guaidó, he dusted it off and put it at the head of the outpost to obscure Cori, which is why in recent days we have seen the louse from Guaidó appearing in several interviews and more active on social networks, an eye that also wants to try to raise the profile to justify that he is still fighting for Venezuela and not claiming that the money for humanitarian aid was stolen.

Speaking of theft. God! The Trump cabal placed 45 USAID officials on leave for irregular management in the delivery of funds. The issue of Venezuela alone represents two billion dollars in aid and they want to know where they ended up, this film promises.

Meanwhile, Cori tries not to let these corruption scandals spill over her, but she can't get away with it. Cori has been eating in silence all this time from what drug traffickers send her, some transnational oil companies, fugitive bankers and Leopoldo, of course, or do you want me to remind you that it was Leopoldo López who got the money to pay for Cori's primary ballots through the Wilson Center where his former USAID crime buddy Mark Green is, Diosdi! , you have the evidence, my little grasshopper, show them.

My baby Gerber! , for now everything is in a tense calm, in a tense peace. Cori and her entire group are sitting back waiting for Trump to throw a bone at them. Meanwhile, in the land of Bolívar, we are preparing to go to consultations, elections and coexistence, because after your friend the police minister has been disbanding criminal gangs, detaining mercenaries, confiscating arms smuggling and curbing terrorism, both in neighborhoods and in the country, we feel calm.

By the way, my yogurt ice cream with red fruits, I recommend that you talk to your friend the minister so that he can keep an eye on a Deputy named Palencia, since according to my little bees, because you have cooperating patriots, but I have bees that tell everything to this queen, apparently, the parliamentarian would be collaborating with some friends from Cori to help with the entry and exit of some characters across the border.

I'm leaving you, I'm going to go to the sauna. I write to you and I feel like in the movie Lady and the Wanderer, I'm a princess and you're a crab.

Miss me, remember that you are my baby Fiufiu.

Mazo News Team